Copyright a creeping vine?
License a landscape?
It’s the neighbors. Again.
(Gladys Kravitz, you’re thinking? Maybe, but I fancy myself more of a closet Endora…
It’s the neighbors. Again.
(Gladys Kravitz, you’re thinking? Maybe, but I fancy myself more of a closet Endora…
10. Being too busy to prune your houseplants, you prefer to have it done automatically, in the dead of night, one salad leaf at a time.
9. It is a known fact that freshly laundered bath towels stay fresher in a wad on the floor, lightly dusted with fur and feline detritus.8. Speaking of bathrooms (after all, they are such wild and intriguing places), rather than resort to the pedestrian toilet tissue holder, you prefer to pluck yours in small batches from shredded heaps on the floor.
7. Guitar stands are hipper, and not much less useful, with the knobs on their cradles entirely gnawed off.
6. Flotation experiments are fun: Make your old science teacher proud by observing both cat and dog toys, daily dunked in the dog’s water bowl, and measuring their absorption rates. Read the rest of this entry »
But not mine—yet. Maybe after a few hundred paychecks, there will be some at my house, too, but for now I’ve been watching, with mild interest, the construction progress of my new neighbors, who bought the little 1947 Tudor Revival directly across the street a few months ago.
This modest little home, actually quite a bit larger than a first glance at the front facade would indicate, was formerly owned by another neighbor of mine, two doors down and just west of me. This was her childhood home and still the residence of her ninety-something-year-old mother at the time Hurricane Ike swept in back in September of 2008. Apparently pulling a Granny Clampett and refusing all familial exhortations to leave, her mom weathered the storm in this home all by her lonesome. Sadly, shortly thereafter she succumbed to the stress of what must have been a horrific experience and passed away. A year later her daughter put the house on the market, and there it sat for over two long years in the stagnant housing market. Read the rest of this entry »