Balinese or bust!

Ceiling decor at the Balinese

Ceiling decor at the Balinese

Well, we made it, but not in time for dinner.

It all started late on a Friday afternoon, a summer afternoon after work. Me and Crump (yes, I know, Mrs. Rune, it should be “Crump and I”), my old high-school buddy and very first roommate, found ourselves breezing along some highway near downtown Big D (little-A-double-L-A-S) in her old tan quasi-beater Buick, windows rolled down, wind in our hair, eager to start the weekend off right.

That’s when we first began tossing around ideas for that evening’s dinner and thinking about possible venues. (What, cook at the apartment? And have to serve the cockaroaches, too? Surely, you jest!)

So back and forth it went—how about Mexican? Always a favorite! Or what about Chinese? Well, who doesn’t love Chinese? No, wait a second—I’ve got it! Seafood! Oh, yeah, seafood! Now, we’re talkin’! And then the next question: But where?

Well, in the heart of dusty Dallas, there really was no good choice, not one that we could afford, anyway. Apart from old reliable, Jay’s Marine Grill (that classic if somewhat tattered family favorite, with red-lipsticked waitresses old enough to be your grandmother), where could we possibly go? Read the rest of this entry »

Down at the Balinese

Balinese Room logo

Balinese Room logo

Deep in the South of Texas not so long ago,
there on a crowded island in the Gulf of Mexico.
It didn’t take too much money, man, but it sure was nice.
You could dance all night if you felt all right, drinking whiskey and throwing dice.
And everybody knows it was hard to leave.
And everybody knows it was down at the Balinese.

“Balinese,” ZZ Top, Fandango!, 1975

Okay, so I’m fully aware that I’m dancing on a precipice here, to make this comment at all, because I realize that it’s probably de rigueur for me, as a native Texan, to reflexively adore hometown Houston band ZZ Top, right? (*yawn*)

Well, no, homies, not reflexively, no (I like the band but with a couple of caveats) so do take a powder and get over it. Read the rest of this entry »

Scum-sucking pigs (sorry, I meant lawyers!)

Considering the litigious state of our ever ethically diminishing society these days, I’d like to clarify one point before we move any further, for those of you who have been with Go Fish from the beginning.

Original Go Fish Galvez banner

Original Go Fish Galvez banner

See that real pretty picture on the left? Perhaps you remember it. It’s the very first top banner for the Go Fish Galvez blog.

Now, do you see in this pretty banner that gorgeous, clear turquoise water? Well, of course, as we all can recognize instantly, that water is nowhere near Galveston, Texas. Galveston water is a muddier hue, perhaps due to the shallow coastal shelf (or I could be making that up). And while we’re at it, there’s also no palm tree, much less two, within spittin’ distance of the 61st Street fishing pier. Just to be clear. Read the rest of this entry »