Careful.
Your answer could be critical to your condition, not to mention the length of your next hospital stay.
So, which are you in the mood for?
(1) a tiny little blue crab special, or
(2) a big old snarling monster crabdaddy?
Well, if you pick the latter, just hope it ain’t a third cousin of that Godfather of all Godzilla Gulfdaddies, the one glaring at us still from high atop the famous Gaido’s Seafood Restaurant sign.
Because you never know—Mothra might still be around to avenge him.
In any case, let me recommend wholeheartedly historic Gaido’s for an exceptional dining experience.
Whether you’re looking for a light afternoon snack or a four-course tuxedo-and-prom-dress dinner, I guarantee you won’t be disappointed.
Heck, order ‘em both—it’s all scrumptilicious!



Brings back memories! Scrumptiliumptious indeed.