Careful.
Your answer could be critical to your condition, not to mention the length of your next hospital stay.
So, which are you in the mood for?
(1) a tiny little blue crab special, or
(2) a big old snarling monster crabdaddy?
Well, if you pick the latter, just hope it ain’t a third cousin of that Godfather of all Godzilla Gulfdaddies, the one glaring at us still from high atop the famous Gaido’s Seafood Restaurant sign.

